Some word-for-word quotes The Kiddo has said in the last 24 hours:
Said very loudly upon seeing a boxing match on TV in the restaurant where we were ordering food:
"Those guys aren't being very nice to each other."
After overhearing my wife and I discussing a football team that lost a game:
"They lost just like the Yankees lose!" (Wrong sport, but right sentiment...daddy was very proud after hearing that one!)
Watching me pop a mint in my mouth:
"I'm glad I'm growing up, otherwise I might not ever get to eat mints."
After passing gas while getting ready for bed last night:
"I'm not poopy, daddy...it's just air."
Sitting up in bed, at the top of his lungs at 2:30 this morning:
"I'm POOPY!!!!! I'm POOPY!!!! I'm POOOOOOOOOOOOOOPY!"