So with the magic of Microsoft Paint (which unfortunately doesn't include, as far as I could tell at least, a way to insert accent marks) and the little knowledge I have (so anyone who actually knows Koine Greek will have to excuse me if this isn't in the correct voice or mood, etc.), I give you: the incomparable Charlie Brown:

Three guesses as to what he's saying! =)
P.S. I realize what's up there is most likely not a real word...but much like one of my favorite t-shirts (Carpe Fish...Seize the Fish), that's part of the fun!
Well, I guess this makes it official. While I'm not a Greek dork, I am just an all-around dork.
LH