mmmmm....coffee...

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Still Lutheran...

Whew! It was close! It took a tiebreaker question, but turns out I'm still a Lutheran! An interesting mix of St. Anselm, Archbishop of Canterbury (not to be confused with St. Anselm, 8th-century Abbot of Nonantula) and Martin Luther (not to be confused with Martin Luther King), apparently.

And 0% Charles Finney. Who's not to be confused with Albert Finney, who played Daddy Warbucks in the movie version of Annie in the early 80's.

You scored as Martin Luther, The daddy of the Reformation. You are opposed to any Catholic ideas of works-salvation and see the scriptures as being primarily authoritative. Anselm 100% Martin Luther 100% Friedrich Schleiermacher 67% Augustine 67% Jürgen Moltmann 67% John Calvin 67% Jonathan Edwards 33% Paul Tillich 33% Karl Barth 33% Charles Finney 0% Which theologian are you? created with QuizFarm.com

LH

Neo-Orthodox, eh?

If asked to describe myself theologically, my first answer probably wouldn't be "a Neo-Orthodox, Postmodern/Emergent Lutheran."

Only because I wouldn't have thought of those words. When reading the descriptions though, turns out this particular quiz is pretty much right-on.

(In a related note, is it right to be proud that I scored a 0% in Fundamentalism?)

By the way...I can't get the link to the quiz that's embedded in my results graph to work right. If you wanna take the quiz yourself, here's the link.

You scored as Neo orthodox. You are neo-orthodox. You reject the human-centredness and scepticism of liberal theology, but neither do you go to the other extreme and make the Bible the central issue for faith. You believe that Christ is God's most important revelation to humanity, and the Trinity is hugely important in your theology. The Bible is also important because it points us to the revelation of Christ. You are influenced by Karl Barth and P T Forsyth. Neo orthodox 68% Emergent/Postmodern 64% Roman Catholic 61% Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 61% Reformed Evangelical 57% Modern Liberal 50% Classical Liberal 43% Charismatic/Pentecostal 21% Fundamentalist 0%

Whaddya know? I'm a chowdahead!

Hmmm...I never thought of myself as having a Bostonian accent. I've never lived in Massachusetts, even though that's where my parents are from. I suppose a piece of my heart forever resides in New England...

What American accent do you have? Your Result: Boston   You definitely have a Boston accent, even if you think you don't. Of course, that doesn't mean you are from the Boston area, you may also be from New Hampshire or Maine.
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What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Eat your hearts out, candidacy committee!!!

Turns out I'm less heretical than I thought...

...though this particular quiz didn't have a question about whether one thinks it would be so totally cool to attach a zip line from the sanctuary balcony to the chancel area, and on Reformation Sunday have the pastor dressed as Martin Luther fly over the congregation, down to the front, and upon landing throw his fist into the air and yell "HERE I STAND, I CAN DO NO OTHER!" all while the organ is BLASTING A Mighty Fortress Is Our God.

Not that I'D think that was cool...um...no, not in the least...

You scored as Chalcedon compliant. You are Chalcedon compliant. Congratulations, you're not a heretic. You believe that Jesus is truly God and truly man and like us in every respect, apart from sin. Officially approved in 451. Chalcedon compliant 100% Modalism 33% Apollanarian 33% Nestorianism 33% Monophysitism 33% Arianism 0% Monarchianism 0% Adoptionist 0% Docetism 0% Donatism 0% Albigensianism 0% Socinianism 0% Gnosticism 0% Pelagianism 0% Are you a heretic? created with QuizFarm.com

LH